Just prior to the beginning of our universe, God had eaten and drunk so much, that he was ready to pop. And pop he did: he burst into water.
Now this was not just any old water; it was divine water, containing the essence, life, and knowledge of God himself. It spouted out of him at great speed. More and more water kept coming, until God was no more. Our universe had begun.
The water needed somewhere to go, and as it spread out in all directions, it created space. It went so fast, that it could not hold together. It tore apart into gas, and gaps started to appear. The gaps made the water in-between start pulling together into clouds, and in those clouds the water started cooling down.
As the water cooled down, more and more of the vapor pulled together, quicker and quicker it formed droplets, and from droplets it formed bubbles, and out of bubbles it formed lakes, and from lakes it formed oceans, and then it was heavy enough and cold enough, and some of it started crystallizing.
Here and there, material inside the water started pulling together. The clumps got heavier and heavier, attracting more solids as they grew, pulling into the centers of the oceans, getting denser, faster, warmer, heating up the water once more. In some places the hot water vaporized and flew away. Elsewhere, the heavy centers kept the water around.
And one of those places turned out to be Earth.
The water needed somewhere to go, and as it spread out in all directions, it created space. It went so fast, that it could not hold together. It tore apart into gas, and gaps started to appear. The gaps made the water in-between start pulling together into clouds, and in those clouds the water started cooling down.
As the water cooled down, more and more of the vapor pulled together, quicker and quicker it formed droplets, and from droplets it formed bubbles, and out of bubbles it formed lakes, and from lakes it formed oceans, and then it was heavy enough and cold enough, and some of it started crystallizing.
Here and there, material inside the water started pulling together. The clumps got heavier and heavier, attracting more solids as they grew, pulling into the centers of the oceans, getting denser, faster, warmer, heating up the water once more. In some places the hot water vaporized and flew away. Elsewhere, the heavy centers kept the water around.
And one of those places turned out to be Earth.