ΩJr. Failure Notes

Note-X Non-existing Laptop Stand - ΩJr. Failure Notes

This information lives on a webpage hosted at the following web address: 'https://omegajunior.globat.com/failurenotes/'.

Your company put a new laptop stand on the market, and advertise even on Facebook. Yet the web site you created to show off this remarkable piece of ingenuity, shows nothing but a quiet, green plane, with hyperlinks to disclaimers and requirements. No picture of your laptop stand. No hyperlink to such a picture. No description. No nothing.

Tell me, when faced with a blank slate, how many people will take on the challenge of examining the slate and discover if there's more than the eye can see? I need to do it, in order to show what mistake was made, and how to correct it. But will your customers do the same?

Here's a picture of their Zen-like home page:

Silent green planes do not sell laptop stands
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Quick investigation teaches us that we need to activate Adobe Flash and Javascript. Well... we won't. If Note-X still wants to sell anything to us (and we actually were looking for a laptop stand and clicked the Facebook advertisement to get to your page), they'll have to make their page accessible:


It's very easy and quick, and may increase sales to people browsing the internet with netbooks. They are part of your target customer, aren't they?

This company too, receives a failure note in the category:

"Your Money Isn't Good Enough"
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We will have to buy our laptop stand elsewhere. Your loss.

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